Knuck Knock

Dear person I hate, your obnoxious ways surprise me every monday and wednesday. Sometimes I dont think you realize the ridiculousness of what comes out of your mouth, but your hair flip and retro leather jacket scream “dousche bag” which is probably why you complain about not being able to keep women around.

Dear person I like, I’m very happy with where we are at right now. Everyone hits their rough patch in relationships. How you work it out and where you go from there is what defines it.

Dear Ex, I am not happy at the way things ended as far as friendship goes but I learned a lot and I’m sure you did as well. I’m glad you followed your faith and wish you nothing but the best.

Dear bestfriend, I miss you and think about you everyday. I know you had your reasons and I’m not sure I want to know what they were but you have left behind quite a legacy for someone so young. “Our finger prints don’t fade from the lives we’ve touched”-Remember Me

Dear Anyone, I love you so much, and you’re not even my kid. You don’t know how lucky you are to have the father you do and I promise to be there as much and as often as I can. You’re the coolest “little man” I have ever met and I can’t wait to get closer to you and watch you grow.

Dear Future Me, I hope you learned not to take work too seriously. I hope you’re living somewhere in the city but get out to the country enough to keep your sanity. Oh, and don’t let go of your brother or step-sister.

Dear Jessica Alba, sadly, you have given birth and are married and my heart is also no longer yours. You are beautiful and an amazing actress but Ive found something better and wish you happiness. Try not to cry too much.